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| So yeah, umm, I'm definitely allergic to cats.
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| We Did It For the Lulz-
Hokay so me and Jason got tired of studying one night and decided to change some signs again. Jason wore my hardhat and we set off. While we were changing the sign though, about 5 people in total walked by us, so it took longer than usual to change. Results are as follows:
So while we were walking back, I see a cop car in the distance turning the corner, so I start to run. But then I stop because Jason's not running. So he pulls in and turns on his lights. He steps out and asks us what we're doing. Blah blah blah. They said they got a report of two people that were messing with some signs that matched our description(the hardhat probably gave it away). We get separated for questioning, and my officer asks me if we've been drinking(this is where the inappropriate responses start to pop into my head) because he smells alcohol on us(sorry officer, my farts smell like alcohol). Basically the whole time he was trying to scare me into thinking we're in super huge trouble. He walks me over to the sign and then tells me to sit down while 2 more police cars arrive(there's about 5 police officers now). My guy continues to search me and remove everything from my pockets and pats down everything(that's my cell phone...wallet...nutsack....shaft). He puts my stuff on the sidewalk and begins to look through my camera, after i had asked him twice before not to look through it. He tells me "You better be praying right now that you didn't cause any permament damage to those signs"(oh fuck, i didn't know scotch tape used super glue as adhesive, officer). I think some of them thought it was funny, because one pulled out her cell phone and took pictures of the signs, after taking pictures from the police camera for evidence of course. After this was all said and done, he walks me back over to Jason, who was just sitting there the entire time. His guy didn't even look through his camera, but he did say, "I don't think pedophiles are funny..." (lololol) after Jason told him what was on the signs. While walking back, my cop told me "You don't want to get mixed up with the cops, it's not worth it." They sat me next to Jason, and the one officer gave us a speech in which he told us that no charges were going to be filed, they could take use to jail at any time, and they were forwarding us to the dean of students or something. So we went back to our dorm rooms and lolled. We're even on the campuswatch crime email:
Criminal Mischief: Two UT students were observed
altering several traffic control signs to display sexually explicit messages.
During the investigation, the officers removed the offensive messages and
referred both students to the Dean of Students' Office. Charges are pending.
Occurred on: 3-24-08, at 3:23 AM. Getting caught was more funny than getting away with it, but probably not good for my student record or something. They took the signs down by the next morning, so no one got to see it. Either way, we're going to have to find some other way of entertaining ourselves at 3 am. Any ideas? I suggest campus-wide hide and seek.
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| Hokay so the story of that night:
A few of us got a craving for food so we decided to go get wings at 1 am. On the way there we saw a hobo shuffling around next to some bushes. When we got closer he started fumbling with something on his pants. And finally when we walked by, we realized he was peeing on the sidewalk. He started making random noises at us, so that was pretty weird. We finally got to the wing place and ate. When we walked outside, we noticed a giant metal hamster with wheels as legs and people running in them coming down the street. Yeah weird shit. Then an undercover police car pulled them over, but let them go so they proceeded to scurry down the street. Then another hobo came up to us and was like, "WHOA! Do you guys see that giant cow?!?!" We had to let him down by telling him it was actually a giant hamster and he just replied "Oh", as if a giant metal hamster on the road was a regular occurance on that street. We made it back with nothing else out of the ordinary other than a hobogirl asking us for some change. When I got back to the room, I received a call from a blocked number who yelled at me "Hey man, do you remember me from last night?" in a really badly done southern accent. I started to reply "No," trying to remember if I had met someone from the night before, until I heard laughing in the background. I was in a pretty good mood from the wings so I decided to play along, eventually reaching a sexually charged homosexual conversation about having a flat ass and a small dick among other subjects. At one point I had them laughing so hard they had to hang up and call me back. After the first hang up, Allen turned around and asked me "Wait, did you know who you were talking to?" confused about why I would talk to my friends like that. Once I got tired of them, I just told them I was cheating on them, to which he replied by cussing me out, so I hung up. I had the next part of the conversation on speaker phone so Allen could hear. Weirdest night of my life though.
In other news, J2 (our cafeteria) has fried chicken in the salad bar line:
Some guy working there came up to me right after the picture was taken and told me photos weren't allowed. wtf?
Also, Allen does the soulja boy dance in his sleep. Observe:
YOU!!!!
I'm getting an apartment next semester so I think I'm getting a kitty. I'm naming it Mewtwo and it will pwn all pokemon and make evil clones of them. Watch your backs fools. We remodeled our room (flipped the beds the opposite way) so it's even cooler now. Pics maybe if I'm not lazy. Old xanga posts are weird.
That is all.....?
edit: cutest picture ever.
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| Since it's the new trend to go back to xanga, I guess I'll give it a shot. We'll see how it goes, but the probability of me posting depends on how lazy I am. More to come later? Here's a preview
Stay tuned!
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